smibbo | wot de hell

name: not_hothead_yet
age: 39
height: 4 foot 7
weight: 122
general location: Georgia, USA
body art: wolf's paw print on left shoulderblade, three triangular stripes on right forearm
outstanding physical feature(s): I have no discernible waistline (it's there, you just can't really see it) and really long legs for my height
sexual orientation: my husband
special skills: none really.. I'm kind of renaissance
kinks: I like to be blindfolded and bitten
references: see "Painted Bird" By Jerzy Kosinski
sex nicknames you've earned: "sexecutioner"
safe sex preference: FAM
favorite sexual act: yes please
favorite thing about sex: since 2001 it just gets better
degree of ticklishness: only one spot, else it hurts or makes me nauseated
bizarre fantasies: climbing into a fireman's coat with another tiny female
expectations: to have grandkids and travel outside of the country
health issues (ie: high blood pressure, heart problems, snoring, etc.): presently seem to have gallbladder issues
allergies: nightshade vegetables and pineapples

Q&A:
are you single? NO
do you have any pets? yes
are you a good kisser? Been told I am
shaved, trimmed, or what? shaved, always
what's the longest you've ever had sex for? at once - 6 hours, longest consecutive stint - uh... many... years?
do you think you could handle upwards of 5 hours? can do, rather not if there's no lube
if an overnight were to occur; preferred side of the bed? the opposite side
can you touch your nose with your toe? of course not
anything you insist must happen? I must have a say in how my life goes
anything you're completely opposed to doing? perpetuating a lie
why should I consider you? sexually? please don't. Friendship? because more friends is gooooood
did you fill this out to be serious or silly? both