insult or just plain stupidity?

[smibbo]

I have just received notification that my number has won some gargantuan amount of money (in "euros") through some mystical international "el premio promo lotteria".

Wow.

Beyond the bad Spanish, beyond the typos and blatent errors in grammar, there is the woeful ignorance of proper English that defies translation errors (like the promotions/cash exchange directorio being named "Floyed"). I was underwhelmed enough to actually send a response to the address given to point out that in the future they might want to have their scam letters proof-read by someone who knows how to fucking speak English before sending them out.

Comments

[goodjoan]

Some spammers are obviously not thinking very clearly. I mean, even if I did want to lower my interest rate, if I am smart enough to own a house, wouldn't I also be smart enough not to want to deal with someone who can't spell Mortgage? "Hey Honey, pack your bags for Bermuda, screw the mortgage stuff, we are getting a M00r+gage and saving thousands of dollars!!!"

I'm waiting for the spam suggesting you get a second M00r+gage so you can finance your v1cod.n and v1agr@ habits!

[not-hothead-yet.livejournal.com]

yes, I too am thinking about getting a M00R+gage on my 18" cock sos I can refinance all those hawt lezbeeyanz who want to get st1ky with me.

[goodjoan]

If you do that you should get a webcam, as I can only guess that your husband leaves you alone too much during the day and you're very H0rnEE!

you have figured me out

[not-hothead-yet.livejournal.com]

I am indeed one of those hawt bi-wives who can't wait to get nekkid for j00!