Jesus wept (and other exclamatory cries)

[smibbo]

CAN YOU PLEEEEEEEZE FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU WANT TO DRINK BEFORE YOU GET TO THE DRIVE-THROUGH WINDOW? YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE LINE FOR EVERYONE ELSE!!!


*cries with frustration knowing the next ten customers will be bitching at her*

oh how I hate you all sometimes.

Comments

[jost.livejournal.com]

oh how I hate you all sometimes.

I drop the sometimes and just hate everyone all the time. It keeps me busy, sure, but I refuse to play favorites. I hate everyone equally. The people you describe are like the ones that often position themselves in front of me in the ATM line and then try to perform a hostile takeover of the bank's assets by pushing every number multiple times in some useless attempt to get the ATM to give them money they don't have in their account. Mmmmm... I Love the smell of stupidity in the morning....

ah but

[not-hothead-yet.livejournal.com]

I find it less exhausting and more efficient to hate categories of people. My main category-o-hate this week is bleached blonde women who drive SUVs bigger than my living room who flash UGLY diamond rings in my face that are also bigger than my living room

I like to make my categories easy to spot and easy to dismiss.
These ladies are so easy to hate. I'm pretty sure they hate me back too! Too bad I live in a neighborhood that is overrun with them. *grumbles* I plot my revenge daily.

Re: ah but

[ladylabyrinth.livejournal.com]

when did you start plotting revenge? I haven't heard about it yet.....you're leaving me out in the cold woman! If there's revenge, I want in on it. Dammit. Yeah.

Re: ah but

[not-hothead-yet.livejournal.com]

our revenge is merely living in their midst. We walk the street wearing the "wrong" clothes, driving the "wrong" car and not flashing any expensive (but mega-ugly) jewelry.

Our biggest revenge is obviously not being impressed by them.

Re: ah but

[not-hothead-yet.livejournal.com]

but I'll be sure to tell you all the dirty little secret plans I make up in my head about them.