Please welcome

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some of these people are rarely on, some probably still don't realize I friended them and I would guess a couple could care less in any case, but let's show em serious LJ luvin and wave hello!

Baph Tales

*snuggling in bed*
*hands wandering, caressing*
Baph: hey.... find anything you like in there?
Me: mm, yeah... I happen to be quite fond of [him]...
Baph: mm
Me: I would guess you are fond of [him] too...
Baph: not really.
Me: [surprised] not really? why not? I would suppose you guys are best friends actually
Baph: Nah; we argue all the time.

Baph Tales:

[on phone]
Baph: so, you can play Pirates while I'm putting your computer together. Then we can watch the movie.
Me: hmmm
Baph: it should only take a little while -
Me: DON'T
Me: EVEN
Me: SAY
Me: THAT
Baph: [laughs]
*pause*
Me: [grimly] just don't. even. say. that.
Baph: [still laughing] I'm only laughing cuz I know it's true [what you're implying]
Me: yeah [groans] I know

HOLY FUCK-AND-BACK!!!!!

all
my
filters
are screwed up.

I'm finding out where the LJ servers are and I'm coming with a baseball bat.

someone's going to PAAAAAAAAAY