silly fanfic kinda thing...
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smibboChoose twelve characters at random from your fandoms, then answer the questions under the cut. Do not look at the questions before you pick the characters.
1. Spider Jerusalem (Transmetropolitan)
2. Kaylee (Firefly/Serenity)
3. Malcolm's Mom (Malcolm in the Middle)
4. Buddy Bradley (Hate comics)
5. Lola (Lola Rennt)
6. Racer X (Speed Racer)
7. Ashitaka (Princess Mononoke)
8. Wendy (Peter Pan 2000)
9. Delirium (Sandman Comics et al)
10. Yzma (The Emporer's New Groove)
11. Dexter (Dexter's Laboratory)
12. Sarah Crewe (The Little Princess)
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach?
Obviously Dexter would be the best college professor but don't count Racer X out - he's more of an engineer type being as he's all about the motors. Also, Racer X has run away from home yet made it on his own. He would know a lot more about politics, what with that whole situation of posing as the prince of Kapetapek. But Dexter is the king of knowledge. Even if he's not so good with the social thing.
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Oh gahd no. Buddy's about as "hot" as cooter from the Dukes of Hazard.
3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Sarah, being the imaginative lass she is, would most likely send Wendy on some mundane event described as something much more fascinating. Most likely she'd tell Wendy to go buy some biscuits or whatnot from the bakery but that really it was a long perilous journey to feed the poor. Wendy would SO get into it and amp it up even further.
4. What is or would be 9's favorite book?
Oh wow... assuming that Delirium could sit still and focus long enough to finish a book, I'd guess that "the phantom tollbooth" might be a favorite. Then again, I just can't imagine her sitting long enough to finish it. Most likely it'd be more like "where's waldo" which she'd alter to be more interesting than Waldo ever was on his own.
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Well what a perfect pair THAT would be! Sure as shooting Kaylee would undoubtedly swear fealty to Racer X especially as his mechanic (although I'm betting she'd totally lust after him too) but undoubtedly Racer X would also swear fealty to a woman so independant, so competant and mechanically genius in return.
6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
Lola would absolutely go well with Delirium. Although Del's madness and illogic would probably grate on her nerves eventually, she'd most likely adore her anyway. Yzma and Lola would never be roomies for long. Lola is not about to put up with someone so ridiculously conniving.
7. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
I'd guess Kaylee would be happy to dine wherever Ashitaka and Sarah are happiest. Sarah, of course would gracefuly defer to the elders in the choice and Ashitaka would make sure everyone agreed before they went anywhere. What a bunch of agreeables... Ultimately I'm sure Asian or Indian would be the best choice. They'd most likely discuss the state of the world and how sad it was. Sarah'd cry, Kaylee would be innocently naiive and Ashitaka would try to console them both while making matters worse.
8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Holy crap that's a duel you wouldnn't want to be in town for! Yzma would try to use her magic and most likely bumble it. Malcolm's Mom would be ready with fists ablazing. Malcolm's Mom would knock Yzma out in no time.
9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would 8 get it back?
If Spider Jerusalem stole Wendy's acorn necklace, she'd most likely tell him an amazing story that makes him smile in adoration. He'd end up getting her life story out of her, embellishments that he'd most likely euphamize (is that a word?) but turn into a lovely piece about the innocent trustful nature of children. Then he'd buy her ice cream and go home to do drugs and cry.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
"How Ashitaka and Sarah Crewe saved the world and made everybody be nice each other without violence" (it'd be a pretty boring story really)
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
I think I'd actually have to have a stapler to get those two work together... not to mention loads of valium to keep them from killing each other. Actually, probably just get them drunk and talking about the same injustice that involves getting laid would do the trick.
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
I think I'd get along great with Ashitaka. So long as we went camping.
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
I'd ask her to call up any business or corporation that I was having a problem with to fix their little red wagon.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Um, I'm not sure what the hell that question means. Nobody draws or writes Dexter; he's a self-made genius!
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
That's a tough one... Kaylee doesn't like to choose sides anyway... she loves everyone most times. But between Buddy Bradley and Lola? No brainer dude, she'd pick Lola cuz Lola's cool and doesn't really try to offend people. Plus Kaylee loves smarts.
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
"FOR ME!"
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
Two spring to mind: "Only You" by Portishead (I'm not sure why) and "Dear Narcissist Boy" By Alanis Morrissette.
18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Sarah wouldn't reach first, but if she did, she'd immediately pull her hand back without any incident. Racer X would glare at Spider who would most likely stab Racer X's hand with a fork to get it.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
"I've got some fabulous manuals at my bunk... I can slap together a machine that will give you the power of ten nuclear bombs at your fingertips... not that YOU need it."
20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Stealing, duh.
21. What is 6's secret?
His real name and parentage, duh.
22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Well so long as Delirium used transport or manual power, Dexter would win cuz he'd obviously make a transport device that could outrun anything. But Delirium wouldn't do that; she'd just think herself there, providing she could remember where she was going. So it's a toss-up.
23. 3 and 7 tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable?
By far, Ashitaka's version would be more in the spirit of real events but Malcolm's Mom would have the actual facts more correct.
24. (1) and (9) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by (4)'s sinister secret organization. (11) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that (11) is actually a spy for (4). Meanwhile, (4) has kidnapped (12) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of (5) they seek out (3), who gives them what they need to complete their quest.
What title would you give this fic?
"The lopsided crusade, or how an unlikely bunch of strident geniuses came to rule the planet despite apathetic attempts to the contrary"
25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
By far, Ashitaka would protect the hell out of me. Although Wendy's not bad with a sword.
1. Spider Jerusalem (Transmetropolitan)
2. Kaylee (Firefly/Serenity)
3. Malcolm's Mom (Malcolm in the Middle)
4. Buddy Bradley (Hate comics)
5. Lola (Lola Rennt)
6. Racer X (Speed Racer)
7. Ashitaka (Princess Mononoke)
8. Wendy (Peter Pan 2000)
9. Delirium (Sandman Comics et al)
10. Yzma (The Emporer's New Groove)
11. Dexter (Dexter's Laboratory)
12. Sarah Crewe (The Little Princess)
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach?
Obviously Dexter would be the best college professor but don't count Racer X out - he's more of an engineer type being as he's all about the motors. Also, Racer X has run away from home yet made it on his own. He would know a lot more about politics, what with that whole situation of posing as the prince of Kapetapek. But Dexter is the king of knowledge. Even if he's not so good with the social thing.
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Oh gahd no. Buddy's about as "hot" as cooter from the Dukes of Hazard.
3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Sarah, being the imaginative lass she is, would most likely send Wendy on some mundane event described as something much more fascinating. Most likely she'd tell Wendy to go buy some biscuits or whatnot from the bakery but that really it was a long perilous journey to feed the poor. Wendy would SO get into it and amp it up even further.
4. What is or would be 9's favorite book?
Oh wow... assuming that Delirium could sit still and focus long enough to finish a book, I'd guess that "the phantom tollbooth" might be a favorite. Then again, I just can't imagine her sitting long enough to finish it. Most likely it'd be more like "where's waldo" which she'd alter to be more interesting than Waldo ever was on his own.
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Well what a perfect pair THAT would be! Sure as shooting Kaylee would undoubtedly swear fealty to Racer X especially as his mechanic (although I'm betting she'd totally lust after him too) but undoubtedly Racer X would also swear fealty to a woman so independant, so competant and mechanically genius in return.
6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
Lola would absolutely go well with Delirium. Although Del's madness and illogic would probably grate on her nerves eventually, she'd most likely adore her anyway. Yzma and Lola would never be roomies for long. Lola is not about to put up with someone so ridiculously conniving.
7. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
I'd guess Kaylee would be happy to dine wherever Ashitaka and Sarah are happiest. Sarah, of course would gracefuly defer to the elders in the choice and Ashitaka would make sure everyone agreed before they went anywhere. What a bunch of agreeables... Ultimately I'm sure Asian or Indian would be the best choice. They'd most likely discuss the state of the world and how sad it was. Sarah'd cry, Kaylee would be innocently naiive and Ashitaka would try to console them both while making matters worse.
8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Holy crap that's a duel you wouldnn't want to be in town for! Yzma would try to use her magic and most likely bumble it. Malcolm's Mom would be ready with fists ablazing. Malcolm's Mom would knock Yzma out in no time.
9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would 8 get it back?
If Spider Jerusalem stole Wendy's acorn necklace, she'd most likely tell him an amazing story that makes him smile in adoration. He'd end up getting her life story out of her, embellishments that he'd most likely euphamize (is that a word?) but turn into a lovely piece about the innocent trustful nature of children. Then he'd buy her ice cream and go home to do drugs and cry.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
"How Ashitaka and Sarah Crewe saved the world and made everybody be nice each other without violence" (it'd be a pretty boring story really)
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
I think I'd actually have to have a stapler to get those two work together... not to mention loads of valium to keep them from killing each other. Actually, probably just get them drunk and talking about the same injustice that involves getting laid would do the trick.
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
I think I'd get along great with Ashitaka. So long as we went camping.
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
I'd ask her to call up any business or corporation that I was having a problem with to fix their little red wagon.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Um, I'm not sure what the hell that question means. Nobody draws or writes Dexter; he's a self-made genius!
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
That's a tough one... Kaylee doesn't like to choose sides anyway... she loves everyone most times. But between Buddy Bradley and Lola? No brainer dude, she'd pick Lola cuz Lola's cool and doesn't really try to offend people. Plus Kaylee loves smarts.
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
"FOR ME!"
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
Two spring to mind: "Only You" by Portishead (I'm not sure why) and "Dear Narcissist Boy" By Alanis Morrissette.
18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Sarah wouldn't reach first, but if she did, she'd immediately pull her hand back without any incident. Racer X would glare at Spider who would most likely stab Racer X's hand with a fork to get it.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
"I've got some fabulous manuals at my bunk... I can slap together a machine that will give you the power of ten nuclear bombs at your fingertips... not that YOU need it."
20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Stealing, duh.
21. What is 6's secret?
His real name and parentage, duh.
22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Well so long as Delirium used transport or manual power, Dexter would win cuz he'd obviously make a transport device that could outrun anything. But Delirium wouldn't do that; she'd just think herself there, providing she could remember where she was going. So it's a toss-up.
23. 3 and 7 tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable?
By far, Ashitaka's version would be more in the spirit of real events but Malcolm's Mom would have the actual facts more correct.
24. (1) and (9) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by (4)'s sinister secret organization. (11) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that (11) is actually a spy for (4). Meanwhile, (4) has kidnapped (12) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of (5) they seek out (3), who gives them what they need to complete their quest.
What title would you give this fic?
"The lopsided crusade, or how an unlikely bunch of strident geniuses came to rule the planet despite apathetic attempts to the contrary"
25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
By far, Ashitaka would protect the hell out of me. Although Wendy's not bad with a sword.
