Kid Tales: so long as we're in agreement

Lil Miss: hey, is that yer penis?
K: yeh, that's my penis
LM: hey, hey, listen, listen: boys have a PENIS
K: yah, boys hab a penis
LM: and daddy's have penis, and babys have penis
K: yah
LM: no, no, listen, listen, *I* don't have a penis
K: ...
LM: see? look see?
K: ...
K: no, I dont' see