*muttersputtercurse*

Gorram roaches! I SWEAR they are out to get me!

Bad enough one freakin RAN UP MY ARM whilst I relaxed on the couch (see? TV is bad for you) - WHOLE house fulla people and the damned thing chooses to squick ME out - then another humongous horror flies into the kitchen right in front of me but THEN !!! I'm cleaning up and ANOTHER ruttin demonspawn TRIES TO LAND ON ME FROM ABOVE while I am about to ascend the stairway.


...there are no words....

*goes to dry heave*

BTW

I caved in... I bought two DJ turntables on ebay.

*shivers with anticipation*