Found in my "bulk" email:

V1AGRA: Become a legend for only $1.70 a pill!

the_yellow_king remarks that this is for my 18" cock. Which is obviously legendary due to its:

erectile dysfunction
dymorphic testicles
ejaculatory dysfuntions
porn-star potential
camera-ready appeal
plaster-cast-ready appeal
lesbian appeal
potential for orgiastic enhancement
brief circumference
abbreviated length

I'm sure Baph really only loves me for my 18" cock.
After all, everyone online is overly concerned with it enough to write me about it on a daily basis.

god bless Imitrex

bizarre how I can feel it coming. The slower it builds, the worse I know it will be. Everything's fuzzy and unreal. The pain in my neck has been growing since 3am. I am ravenous but nauseated. My head feels as if a fire is starting up although the surface feels normal. I almost feel drunk, but not pleasantly so. Earlier I was shaking but some food cured that. My period started on Thursday but stopped on Saturday, only to return last night. What's up with that? Fucking hormones. Wow, this pain in my neck is making my thoughts swirl around. Please hurry up, pill! In two and a half hours the kids come home and I wish I wasn't alone. I'd go lie down but I'm not tired at all. I went to bed last night at 11pm but woke up at 3am. I wish... no, now I get the feeling I'm going to cry and that means the headache is coming SOON. Please hurry, pill.

hello second Imitrex

my head's still engulfed with imaginary flames and I still feel like I'm about to cry or throw up or my head will just plain explodey and I'll be a happy camper then.

more coffee? yah and a cooky to watch a movie now. Blah I am stoopid today.

I am a big baby

I didn't take the 2nd Imitrex cuz I was hoping that things would get a little less surreal before I needed it.

I feel all alone and I wish baph was here to sit with me and I'm afraid of being a total NOTHING when the kids get home and they'll worry and I'll be useless and I've done NOTHING productive today yet I feel like total shit and I hate wondering what the fuck is wrong NOW and this better not last more than today because I'm tired of feeling not normal every damned week and snotty people get on my last fucking nerve and yes I get jealous of other people being free to do whatever they want and not being properly grateful and I hate that other people make decisions about who I am without getting to know me and I wonder if anyone truly likes me outside of my comfortable little circle of friends and why can't I just get off my lazy ass and do what I gotta do today and feeling "wrong" is no excuse to sit around like a bump on a moaning-whining log and why wont' my neck stop hurting and what did I do to deserve this today because today I was supposed to get up and feel like everyone else but no not me I'm not allowed or something rretarded like that and how do you go along acting all normal when you're really feeling like two eyes looking out at the world?