Kid Tales: Mr. Charming

It is morning. Son Number Two comes downstairs and begins eating breakfast. Kisses comes downstairs still in her nightgown. They chat for a bit until Kisses decides to go back up to her room. Baphomet reminds SNT to bid Kisses goodbye.

Baph:[SNT] tell [Kisses] "goodbye"
SNT: What? Oh, yeah...
Kisses: bye [SNT]
SNT: BYE CUTEY!
Kisses: [giggles] oh wow! you called me "cutey".. hee hee, thanks!
SNT: [grins] and you can call me "fatty"!

Kid Tales: it's the journey that's important

comorbid and I were at my parents house, drinking coffee on the back deck. Son Number Three comes out, hops on the exercycle and begins pedalling.

SNT: BYE MOM! [waves]
Me: Bye hon! Where you going?
SNT: I'm going to Mexico!
Me: [impressed] wow. That's a long way away... I'll miss you!
SNT: It won't take me a long time because I'm taking the EAC - the East Australian Current!
Me: ohhh... uh, well yeah.... um... that will be an interesting ride.
SNT: Yup. Here I go! I'm flying now!
Me: you're flying?
Comorbid: ...on an exercycle
SNT: yup! WOO-HOO! [pedals furiously] BYE MOM! I'll see you tomorrow!