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Kid Tales: it must be love

I dated a guy from Ireland for about three months. He lives way up in Bumfucksville and I would take the kids to his place on the weekends to see him. His daughter visits every weekend. She is about a year and a half older than first son. She and the boys absolutely adore each other. We still see each other on occasion, because we all especially love his daughter. He loves having the kids over and sometimes I let them stay with him so I can be kid-free for a little while.
I was driving them back from a visit about a month ago.

Me: so did you have fun at Dodd's?
everyone: yeah!
second son: Sammy is my sister....
Me; well, she's not really your sister but, yeah she kinda is... you really liked seeing her huh?
second son: yeah... Saaaaaaammy....
Me: (understanding) ...oh, you really like Sammy?
Second son: yeah.... (dreamily) she's beee-yoo-ti-full!

Ah, youth.

Baph Tales:

I get up in the morning and take the dog outside. Immediately I notice bright yellow flowers in the middle of my front lawn. They are big, they are bright, they are incredibly yellow, they are ridiculously impossible to miss.
Baph walks in behind me.
Baph: what are you looking at?
Me: someone planted flowers on the front yard.
Baph: huh?
Me: flowers. Yard. ....someone planted flowers. I'm not kidding.
Baph looks outside.
Baph: no, that's squash.

-huh?

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