Today:

Is "do nothing especially productive" day.

It is doubtful I can actually accomplish this (non)task but let's give it a try, kay?

Thing is, last few weeks have been absolute HELL. At the same time, I've accomplished quite a bit. Next week, I've got PLENTY to keep me busy (YAY WORK!) so I want to see how Little I can do this weekend starting TODAY.

Already, I've had only one cup of coffee because I didn't feel like making another pot just for me. I've sat in front of this computer (off and on, yall know I hate sitting no matter what) for about three hours. I made ONE business call that really was just leaving a message. I ate leftover stuff. I talked with son number two (always a possibility for pointlessness here). I've washed no dishes, cleaned no surfaces and did not even sweep the floor!


BUT

I am going to keep everyone up-to-snuff about what's the haps with me.

In a minute... I want to go rest my eyes by staring out at my front lawn and thinking about nothing.

See? I can be a good little Taoist!

non-productive thing #1:

I am really really REALLY wanting to cut my hair.

Into a modified shortish thingie with shaved sides (yeah, I know my sides are already shaved, but I want to do MORE)

WHy? Because I love looking the dyke. Of course messing with people's heads is always fun. I'm only half dyke so wearing my hair in a manner that looks "tough" yet wearing those short, slutty skirts I love so much - oh the dichotomy!!

Ooops, getting into philosophical thought patterns here.

*runs to look at lawn some more*

Non-productive thing #3:

biscuits with butter and raw honey! MMMM!!