Don't hate me for this; blame Eckard's Drugstore

Ameeeeeeee, whatchoo wanna doo-oo? Ah thiiiiiiink ah could stay withyew, for a whiiiile maybe lon-ger if ah deeeeew

(no subject)

My friend sinxxx_bunny just called me from California.

A story from him:

Some times when I tell a girl that I'm from Pakistan they say "Oh, have you seen 'Not Without My Daughter'?"

and then I say "it's not all like that. How would you feel if I only watched the Jerry Springer show before I came here and thought all Americans were like that?"