boy, I'll tell ya....

there's nothing that wakes a person up from a groggy, half-awareness quite like having to stick your arm down a *cough* "used" toilet bowl to fish out a child's top.

Of course, if the repugnant action itself doesn't wake you up, the pouring of half a bottle of alcohol followed by another half a bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide will definitely snap you into reality like nothing else.