whatever it might be...

DEXTER! ROBO! GOOOO!!!

I got a new toy! (Thanks Baph)

the time for another installment of the saga of Speed Racer and his incestuous, devil-worshipping relationship with Racer X is coming soon...... This time, because it will be my last, I will allow an audience.... camp out for your tickets now!

I will be popping my head in and out of a temporal framework for the next year or so just to see what implosion feels like.

Better not feed the penguins too many doughnuts.

Its all a really really small version of the same thing that happenned in grade school the first day you forgot your lines. Although the teacher told you it was okay, you heard everyone tittering.... this will not be the last time you are exposed to people's lack of empathy. this will not be the last time you feel paranoid and angry about it too.

*runs down the hallway*
WHEN is the next gateway open? I can't hold my breath forever!

ATTENTION EVERYONE:

For the next week, I will NOT be honoring any requests for assistance with the following exceptions:

- I will take Sylkweb out to do her thing like I already promised and broke

- If you are in jail and need someone to coordinate your bail, give me alist of names and I might be able to help you; I'll sure as hell try

- If you are stranded and you've called everyone else

- If you've been thrown out of your abode (I reserve the right to revoke this exception at any time)

- If you haven't eaten anything in two days and wallpaper is starting to look good

- If you are bleeding (we all know 9-1-1 is not worth calling)

- If you are about to kill yourself (and you better not be faking it or I will kill you myself)

Other than these exceptions, DO NOT call me and ask me to pick you up something, take you somewhere, buy you something, loan you something of mine, meet you somewhere, feed you anything, or listen to you whine about the same shit you whined about last week.

After this coming week, feel free to bug me as much as you like.

Thank you for your patience, we will return you to your regularly scheduled Cass Paisan shortly.