Kid Tales: the heat of the kitchen

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Baph was cutting up onions. Son Number Two comes in, observes Baph.

Son Number Two: what are you doing?
Baph: I'm cutting onions.
SNT: be careful...
Baph: ?
SNT: peeling onions make your eyes sweat.

Comments

[aka-baphomet.livejournal.com]

My eyes were especially spicy and sweaty this AM.. DAMN YOU POLLEN!!